Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Tell Us About A Kitchen Disaster...

When I saw this title, I did not know how I could possibly respond to this request.  Nothing came to my mind other than so many thoughts and memories of my many kitchen stellar achievements.  I love being in the kitchen to prepare meals and cook and bake delicious foods.  But did I ever even come close to having a kitchen disaster?

My love of baking started when I was quite young.  My mother was a great cook and baker so I watched her working tirelessly  in the kitchen every day.  She baked all the bread for our family of seven and was known for the most delicious white bread imaginable.  She also baked cakes, pies and cookies regularly.  All this on a wood burning kitchen stove when I was a young child.  

Mom had one cookbook that I have inherited.  It was well used and well loved.  

 
Whenever Mom was out of the house - which wasn't very often - I headed into the pantry to get out the cookbook and find a recipe I could make.  I remember finding the candy section.  Caramels were one of my favorites so I tried making those quite often.  I didn't have a candy thermometer so I had to guess at how long to cook things.

This page shows plenty of use.  Even if the caramels hardened too solidly or were too soft, we could still eat them and think they were delicious.

When I was in first and second grade, our Cross Ridge School teacher, Mrs. Deurkop, added some fabulously delicious homemade candy to our box of Christmas candy which had those traditional wavy curls and hard peppermints in it.  I remember wondering what were those amazing candies that she made?  I had never tasted anything so fluffy, so soft, creamy and  delightfully scrumtious as that candy was.   At some point I learned that those candies were called fondant.  

So the day eventually came when Mom was out of the house and I got into the pantry, opened the Fannie Farmer Cookbook and found the page of Fondant recipes.  I was really excited because I found a recipe for no cook fondant.  That was sure to be easy and delicious.  It seemed to be just what would work in order for me to prepare a delicious dessert for myself and my family - only four ingredients and no cooking.  But as I read what the four ingredients were, I found there was a little problem.  One of the ingredients was Confectioners' Sugar.  I didn't know what Confectioners' Sugar was.  What eight or nine year old knows what Confectioners' Sugar is?  So I assumed that there couldn't be very much difference between Confectioners' Sugar and regular sugar so I would just substitute regular sugar for the Confectioners' Sugar.  I measured and mixed and followed the directions as well and quickly as I could.   The directions didn't seem to be very explicit about how to create the fluffy, soft, creamy and scrumpious pieces like I remembered had been in my box of Christmas candy so I just made walnut sized round balls and laid them on a tray.  
By now you know what my "one" kitchen disaster was!  That ball of four ingredient Fondant was hard as a rock and inedible!!!  A huge disaster and a big disappointment for me.  But the worst part of this disaster was that I had just wasted 2 cups of valuable, precious sugar which was a huge loss for my mother's kitchen.  We did not have money to throw away but that is exactly what I did with my kitchen disaster!  I took the evidence far from the house so my mother would not find out about my failed experiment.   

To this day, I have never again tried to make Fondant and I never told my mother about my disastrous attempt at making something that used Confectioners Sugar.  And I never use Confectioners' Sugar in a recipe without remembering about the day I learned that there is a difference between regular sugar and Confectioners' Sugar.

 

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